Welcome to the Evil the Cat and Henchrat section of the Character section.  Here, you'll find a character description and links to pictures and sounds involving him.

Evil The Cat

Voiced by: Edward Hibbert
Profile by: Mike "Slomoto" Cervantes

Evil the Cat is a personification of evil. Not THE personification of evil, but a pretty darn good one. For centuries he's been the ruler of Planet Heck, a small sector of the universe where all bad mice, lawyers and snowmen go when they die.

Being a Hellspawn, Evil is always testing the limits of his own badness. He constantly tries to seduce cute children to the dark side, or manufacture his own brand of Evil goods like Home grown Brussel sprouts. He tortures his subjects with fire and brimstone, but also throws in a little elevator music for flavor. As self defense he wields razor sharp claws the size of steak knives and coughs up acid furballs.

Evil's ultimate goal in life: To destroy the entire universe. Why? Well, everyone's got to have a hobby. He travels the universe with his faithful Henhrat in tow searching for magic artifacts that will aid him in his conquest. However, the rather insignifigant looking ancient artifacts (Snow Globes, Pop-Up books, Sheet Music) always seem to wind up in the hands of Earthworm Jim. At first, Evil liked the idea of aggrivating Jim into giving up one of his worldly possesions, but lately, it seems more like he's sick and tired of having to confront Jim every time he wants to destroy the universe, from start to finish. Also, Earthworm Jim just won't let Evil destroy the Earth, because a lot of people live there, y'know.

Henchrat

Voiced by: ?
Profile by: Mike Cervantes

Evil the Cat's sidekick. He's real stupid and he's in therapy, but he's real good at his mindless lackey job. A bit of a masochist, Henchrat actually enjoys getting hit by his master. He also likes macrame, playing the piano, jumping on rats and drivng Evil's rocket. He talks in a limited "Me Henchrat, you Evil" sort of way.