Evil the Cat

Voiced by: Edward Hibbert
Profile by: Mike "Slomoto" Cervantes

Evil the Cat is a personification of evil. Not THE personification of evil, but a pretty darn good one. For centuries he's been the ruler of Planet Heck, a small sector of the universe where all bad mice, lawyers and snowmen go when they die.

Being a Hellspawn, Evil is always testing the limits of his own badness. He constantly tries to seduce cute children to the dark side, or manufacture his own brand of Evil goods like Home-grown Brussels sprouts. He tortures his subjects with fire and brimstone, but also throws in a little elevator music for flavor. As self defense he wields razor sharp claws the size of steak knives and coughs up acid furballs.

Evil's ultimate goal in life: To destroy the entire universe. Why? Well, everyone's got to have a hobby. He travels the universe with his faithful Henchrat in tow searching for magic artifacts that will aid him in his conquest. However, the rather insignificant looking ancient artifacts (Snow Globes, Pop-Up books, Sheet Music) always seem to wind up in the hands of Earthworm Jim. At first, Evil liked the idea of aggravating Jim into giving up one of his worldly possessions, but lately, it seems more like he's sick and tired of having to confront Jim every time he wants to destroy the universe, from start to finish. Also, Earthworm Jim just won't let Evil destroy the Earth, because a lot of people live there, y'know.