Welcome to the Professor Monkey for a Head section of the Character section.  Here, you'll find a character description and links to pictures and sounds involving him.

Voiced by: Charlie Adler
Profile by: Mike "Slomoto" Cervantes

Bringing up the rear of Queen Slug-For-A-Butt's henchmen is the Professor. Who knows how that chimpanzee got grafted to his skull, but it is very likely he was born that way. It's a rare condition shared by few others, including 'Senator Warthog For A Head' and 'Doctor Elephant For A Head.' Several menbers of the Professor's family have the same affliction, like his great aunt 'Baroness Beaver for A Head.'

The Prof. was picked on as a kid, so he grew up nice and mean. He devoted his scientific prowess to create many evil, bizarre creations. Professor Monkey for A Head's speciality is making giant death machines, but he's also dabbled in genetics and chemistry. He does all his experiments on a space station laboratory and goes home to an elaborate (Yet extremely scary) family mansion.

The Professor serves the queen by making her cool weaponry, like the Atomic Banana and Killer evening Gown. When he's not helping the queen he tries to either get Jim's supersuit or conquer the earth for himself.

Prof. Monkey For A Head has a really bad temper, there's rarely a time you see him and he's not shouting and having a tantrum. Usually, the instigator of such a display is the Monkey on the Professor's head. The Professor is the only one who can understand the monkey and the two argue like a married couple.

I neglected to mention that he invented the supersuit, so he's probably the one most responsible for Earthworm Jim's existance. He doesn't really seem to care, even when Jim starts arguments about which one of them is a bigger freak.