Snott

Voiced by: John Kassir
Profile by: Mike "Slomoto" Cervantes

Who knows where Snott came from? All we know is that he's lived in the backpack of Earthworm Jim's supersuit for a long time. A little green blob with eyes and a tongue, Snott isn't a sidekick so much as he's a family pet and he shares a stronger relationship with Peter Puppy than he does with Jim. Snott doesn't speak English, but rather makes a noise similar to a man in rubber boots stepping in cottage cheese. Both Jim and Peter seem to understand him, and, according to their translations, Snott is actually very well-spoken. Here's some things Snott is known to say:

"This is a violation of the laws of physics."
"This is a fortuitous happen-stance."
"It is majestic in its plupertudnest grandeur."
"It makes you think there was a grievous printer's error."
"How do you feel?"
"Not now, X-Files is on."