The download links for the sounds are probably dead...I'll find a new home for them some time in the future.

9000gigs.wav 60,144 bytes PCM:  89 kbps, 11 kHz, Mono, 8-bit 5.015 seconds Jim has computer trouble.

doom.wav 245,912 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 60.682 seconds First 60 seconds of "The Wizard of Ooze". endtheme1.wav 124,020 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 30.066 seconds An ending theme song.

endtheme2.wav 122,864 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 29.779 seconds Another ending theme song.

ewj1.wav 57,656 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.4 seconds Unquestionably the worst line of dialogue Peter has ever heard.

ewj11.wav 56,830 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.191 seconds Jim has a cunning plan, but not quite as cunning as one might hope.

ewj12.wav 56,830 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.191 seconds Princess WHN begins to tell her story...

ewj13.wav 53,402 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 12.329 seconds The Arch-Bug acting in his normal way.

ewj14.wav 34,892 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 7.68 seconds Peter finds many things better than pro wrestling.

ewj2.wav 75,348 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 17.841 seconds Jim comments about bad advertising.

ewj3.wav 57,552 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.374 seconds Jim doesn't like being criticized.

flatcritters.wav 37,904 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 8.437 seconds They're not roadkill, they just like being stepped on.

gainintelligence.wav 92,608 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 22.177 seconds Walter finds ignorance to be bliss.

groovy.wav 15,754 bytes PCM:  89 kbps, 11 kHz, Mono, 8-bit 1.029 seconds Jim says "Groovy!"

inertgasses.wav 59,148 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.766 seconds I know which gases are inert Helium, neon and argon! I will sing this song until it hurts Krypton, xenon and radon!

intowall.wav 59,026 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 13.74 seconds Just say "No" to running into walls.  It may not be the cool thing to do, but it's the smart thing.

moreinfo.wav 218,820 bytes PCM:  88 kbps, 11 kHz, Mono, 8-bit 19.843 seconds Peter has an accident.

mrlady.wav 73,456 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 17.371 seconds Walts Fat Lad talks to the Wicked Queen.

narrator.wav 87,836 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 20.976 seconds Jim uses a strange technique to get the narrator to talk.

noartexp.wav 28,972 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 6.191 seconds Peter doesn't know much about art, but... notinturlawk.wav 67,776 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 15.934 seconds I have a feeling we're not in Turlawk anymore... peteremail.wav 30,528 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 6.582 seconds Jim and Peter bid farewell to the land of Ooze. puppy.wav 436,752 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 108.617 seconds The song from the Puppy Love levels. sandwich.wav 30,232 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 6.504 seconds Peter wants his sandwich. skipspeech.wav 38,260 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 8.515 seconds The narrator sounds like he is tired of his job. skipthroughwoods.wav 29,532 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 6.321 seconds Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed because you can actually see them! slimy.rm 38,903 bytes RealAudio G2:  16 kbps, Mono 17.879 seconds Eew, my head's all slimy now! soboss.wav 11,478 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 1.802 seconds Peter uses slang. theme.wav 242,602 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 59.846 seconds The TV theme.  tissue.wav 41,136 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 9.247 seconds Rend your fiendish plans asunder like what? unclerex.wav 106,364 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 25.626 seconds Jim enjoys his dirt while Peter gets a postcard. unexpected.wav 40,608 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 9.116 seconds Were you expecting an unexpected visitor? unicef.wav 25,130 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 5.224 seconds Imagine if the incident with the lady from Unicef never took place? vision.wav 69,652 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 16.404 seconds ...Your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig. why.wav 66,668 bytes MP3:  32 kbps, 22 kHz, Mono, 16-bit 15.647 seconds Why do they call you the Wizard of Ooze anyway?