The List of every food product ever mentioned in Invader Zim
If I have forgotten any, email me. Note: For the quotes, I only show ONE quote from the episode with the food in it. If the food was mentioned multiple times in the episode, it doesn't matter. Only one quote will be here.

apply pieMortos der Soulstealer"And apply pie with meat." -Mortos
baconRise of the Zitboy"Why was there bacon in the soap?!" -Zim
beansTak: the Hideous New Girl"Especially the part with the beans..." -Zim
PilotScared of boy?" -Dib
Dibship RisingGaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven." -Membrane
beef jerkeyMysterious Mysteries"Angry mutant beef!"
biscuitsPlanet Jackers"Let's make biscuits!" -Gir
The Girl Who Cried Gnome"You gonna make biscuits?!" -Gir
blood candiesHalloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom"They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet blood candies." -Zim
bolognaBolognius Maximus"Zim has introduced bologna DNA into my body?!" -Dib
Gaz, Taster of Pork"I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognies!" -Dib
branBad, Bad Rubber Piggy"And there's a big sack of bran...I guess" -Membrane
breakfast chunksBad, Bad Rubber Piggy"My mom makes me eat breakfast chunks for breakfast. But I hate them! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! -Little Kid
breakfast squidsBad, Bad Rubber Piggy"Tasty breakfast squids would sweep the nation!" -Membrane
burgersGerms"Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry costumers poisoned by their burgers..." -Burgerlord
burritosPilot"The coming invasion will not be stopped by your burritos!" -Zim
Parent Teacher Night"I like burritos... but they sure don't like me!" -Man on TV
Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"Maybe I'll get a giant burrito, too!" -Gir
cafeteria foodDark Harvest"That's how some kids react to the cafeteria food." -Secretary
Pilot"He doesn't like the cafeteria food..." -Dib
candyHalloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom"It's after my candy!" -Mary
Door to Door"Warning, candy made entirely of sawdust." -Announcer
Tak: the Hideous New Girl"I read that long ago people used to give out cards and candy on Valentine's day." -Dib
candy caneThe Most Horrible X-mas Ever"These are made of real candy cane!" -Dib
cakeBestest Friend"I'm makin' the cake!" -Gir
cerealBad, Bad Rubber Piggy"Gaz, did you eat all the cereal?" -Dib
Gaz, Taster of Pork"The cereal tastes horrible!" -Gaz
cheeseRise of the Zitboy"The smell...of that cheese!" -Zim
The Most Horrible X-mas Ever"And a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a..." -Gir
The Frycook What Came from All That Space"And then my master flew to the moon in a rocket of flamin' cheese!" -Gir
Mortos der Soulstealer"Two quarter Porkies with cheese..." -Mortos
chickenRise of the Zitboy"Mmmm...chicken!" -Zim
The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"Are you thirsty for chicken?" -Eric
Megadoomer"Chicken! Hehehehe I gonna eat you!" -Gir
chili beanInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"Sweet jumpin' chili bean, I'm crazy!" -Krazy Taco Man
Tak: the Hideous New Girl"Uhhh...we have chili beans!" -Employee
cherry poopInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee
chocolateDoor to Door"It's the great taste of Poop Cola wrapped in a layer of chocolate badness!" -Poop Dog
chocolate bubblegumNanozim"I got chocolate bubblegum!" -Gir
classic poopInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee
CocosplodiesCareer Day"Bluuuuh! Eat Cocosplodies!" -Count Cocofang
cookiesParent Teacher Night"Hey! Try one of these cookies! -Ted Slunchy
The Girl Who Cried Gnome"Girl with cookies!" -Zim
cornA Room with a Moose"That was corn and mayonnaise day!" -Dib
Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom"I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with...corn!" -Zim
The Girl Who Cried Gnome"Sweet mother of corn!" -Newscaster
Dibship Rising"I like corn." -Gir
cupcakeWalk of Doom"I miss you, cupcake." -Gir
curly friesThe Nightmare Begins"I'll have them serve me the curly fries." -Purple
diet poopInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee
donutsBackseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"Someone's makin' donuts!" -Purple
Easter shrimpThe Most Horrible X-mas Ever"Easter shrimp for all if you tackle the boy who destroyed Santa!" -Zim
eggsAttack of the Saucer Morons"I'll lay eggs in your stomach!" -Zim
fast foodCareer Day"The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preperation!" -Miss Bitters
fishVindicated!"I gotta eat that fish." -Gir
FrankenchokiesGaz, Taster of Pork"Did you eat all the Frankenchokies?" -Gaz
French friesCareer Day"We start with the French fries." -Simon
greaseCareer Day"You wanna be very careful not to touch any of the grease..." -Simon
The Frycook What Came from All That Space"But it's filled with white hot grease!" -Zim
hamTak: the Hideous New GirlWhat a horrible adventure with that ham demon!" -Zim
The Girl Who Cried Gnome"Why was there ham in my pocket?" -Dib
hamster pelletsHamstergeddon"If he reaches a reserve supply of hamster pellets, he could grow to unimaginable proportions." -News Reporter
haunted gummy bearGaz, Taster of Pork"My haunted gummy bear collection!" -Dib
hot dogTak: the Hideous New Girl"This place is kinda big for a hot dog stand, don't you think? -Gaz
Gaz, Taster of Pork"A lifetime of eating nothing but hot dogs..." -Gaz
ice creamThe Nightmare Begins"You like ice cream." -Ice Cream Truck
Walk of Doom"Ice cream, ugh, somebody buy it." -Ice Cream Man
Mortos der Soulstealer"I wish I had me some ice cream!" -Da Cone
jellyTak: the Hideous New Girl"This has nothing to do with jelly!" -Zim
juiceAbducted"I know! Let's fuse him with this juice!" -Green
Walk for Your Lives"Jiggly, and full of juice!" -Zim
ketchupDark Harvest"And it not even ketchup and rice day!" -Dib
leftoversDibship Rising"Mmm... leftovers." -Dibship
mashed potatoesBackseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"I made mashed potatoes!" -Gir
Gaz, Taster of Pork"Those are the mashed potatoes!" -Dib
mayonnaiseA Room with a Moose"That was corn and mayonnaise day!" -Dib
McGreaseMortos der Soulstealer"One McGrease, no cheese..." -Mortos
meatGerms"The answer is in the meat!" -Zim
Career Day"Take me to the meat!" -Zim
Bolognius Maximus"Laugh and frolic in your vile meats of evil!" -Zim
Battle of the Planets"Remember the time Zim called us and he was covered head to foot in meat?" -Purple
Tak: the Hideous New Girl"I left my meat at home." -Zim
Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff"Once I've tainted the humans' meat supply with filth..." -Zim
Walk for Your Lives"Hey! Come back here with my meat!" -Hugh Monstro
Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"Get your filthy alien meat out of the cockpit!" -Tak's computer
Mortos der Soulstealer"And apply pie with meat." -Mortos
meatballPilot"Giant meatball!" -Zim
meat seasoningCareer Day"And then, you add the meat seasoning." -Simon
meat slabsTak: the Hideous New Girl"Pass out your Valentine's meat slabs..." -Miss Bitters
Meaty McMeat Meat MeatMortos der Soulstealer"Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese..." -Mortos
Mr. Chickey MealThe Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"Perhaps you should try a Mr. Chickey Meal." -Eric
mooshminkyThe Frycook What Came from All That Space"I'll have a deep fried mooshminky..." -Eric
muffinDib's Wonderful Life of Doom"Did you throw the muffun at Zim's head?" -Alan
Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"Yes, and muffins!" -Zim
The Girl Who Cried Gnome"I dunno. But don't eat the muffins." -Eric Trueheart
nachosThe Nightmare Begins"Help yourselves to some nachos, and we'll see you at the equipping station." -Purple
The Frycook What Came from All That Space"Looks like the crowd is being treated to nachos!" -Conventia Announcer
neck meatsThe Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"I thought you were one of those darn kids after me lucky neck meats!" -TurkeyNeck
new poopInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee
ninja star cookiesThe Girl Who Cried Gnome"Wanna buy some chocolate covered ninja star cookies? -Moofy
noodlesNanozim"!" -Dib
nutrientsMysterious Mysteries"But I need these moneys to buy nutrients." -Zim Actor
nutsThe Voting of the Doomed"Salted nuts!" -Gir
Dibship Rising"Do you remember the time we saved a bus-load of kids from a nut-eating moose?" -Dib
peanutsZim Eats Waffles"These got peanuts and soap in 'em!" -Gir
pepperGerms"Right! We'll destroy them with pepper!" -Scientist
pizzaBattle-Dib"For I shall rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!" -Gaz
Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy"Hey! You eat the pizza!" -Bloaty
Rise of the Zitboy"Here's the pizza you ordered!" -Delivery Man
Bloaty's Pizza Hog"You'd sacrifice the entire planet just for some pizza?!" -Dib
Zim Eats Waffles"Now the cyborgs are eatin' pizza!" -Nick
Gaz, Taster of Pork"This pizza don't taste like pig at all!" -Bloaty
plookaThe Frycook What Came from All That Space"I ordered live plooka!" -Customer
Poop ColaDoor to Door"The Poop Cola gangsta clown..." -Poop Dog
Poop Cola CandyDoor to Door"Then jack this box of Poop Cola Candy!" -Poop Dog
potatoFuture Dib"My dad can fit a potato in his mouth." -Torque
The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"Potatoes are bad!" -Maria
porkCareer Day"Need pork, daddy!" -Little Girl
Gaz, Taster of Pork"Wow! Look at all that pork!" -Dib
pork cowDib's Wonderful Life of Doom"Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this...pork cow?!" -Zim
punchParent Teacher Night"That kid's throwing punch!" -Hugh Monstro
quarter PorkiesMortos der Soulstealer"Two quarter Porkies with cheese..." -Mortos
raisensMortos der Soulstealer"Eww, raisens." -Da Cone
refillHobo 13"It appears I need a refill." -Purple
riceDark Harvest"And it not even ketchup and rice day!" -Dib
salty lemonadeInvasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop and salty lemonade." -Krazy Taco Employee
sammichGir Goes Crazy and Stuff"Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!" -Gir
Mortos der Soulstealer"I had a sammich in my head." -Gir
sandwichThe Nightmare Begins"As a show of... gratitude for your service in the past, eh, here's a sandwich." -Red
Bolognius Maximus"Are you still mad about that thing with the sandwich?" -Dib
Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"I made sandwiches!" -Zim
Dibship Rising"There's me eating a sandwich..." -Dibship
slawThe Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"I want my slaw!" -Hobo
slydoodedooThe Frycook What Came from All That Space"I want my slydoodedoo!" -Customer
snacksTak: the Hideous New Girl"I'll fill the planet with snacks..." -Tak
Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff"Curse you, snacks!" -Zim
Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom"Our snacks! It's over!" -Red
Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"We can steal the snacks that fall out..." -LardNar
sodaPilot"Are you drinking my soda?" -Gaz
The Nightmare Begins"Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!" -Gaz
Lice"This place smells. Can I have a soda?" -Gretchen
Mortos der Soulstealer"Why do they have sodas in a pet store?" -Dib
soupThe Girl Who Cried Gnome"Soon the earth will shake until the humans are nothing but soup!" -Zim
space meatGerms"Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists at NASA began work on a germ hostile space meat..." -Burgerlord
super toastFuture Dib"...and the inventor of super toast!" -Announcer
tacosBattle-Dib"I'm sorry about your tacos or whatever, just help me!" -Dib
Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"I'm gonna get me some of them tacos!" -Gir
The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot"Oh, no I'm a taco!" -Krazy Taco Man
taquitosHalloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom"My taquitos! My taquitos! Eh...TAQUITOS!" -Gir
FBI Warning of Doom"You got any of them taquitos?" -Gir
Hobo 13"A sack of taquitos?" -Purple
toastThe Nightmare Begins"Not now son! I'm making...TOAST!" -Membrane
Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"I gonna make toast!" -Gir
tunaWalk of Doom"To make room for the tuna!" -Gir
Door to Door"As a consolation, here's some tuna" -Miss Bitters
The Most Horrible X-mas Ever"Tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing!" -Zim
turkeyBackseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"I was the turkey all along!" -Gir
Vort dogsThe Frycook What Came from All That Space"...and a jumbofied sack of Vort dogs!" -Eric
wafflesBestest Friend"You don't like waffles?" -Keef
Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff"Doo dee doo doo...WAFFLES!" -Gir
Zim Eats Waffles"Gir, your waffles have sickened me." -Zim
walnutsA Room with a Moose"Are those walnuts?" -Dib
weenieAttack of the Saucer Morons"Explodes on impact with giant weenie." -Zim
Hamstergeddon"Now we're being attacked by giant weenies. Get the weenie! Get it!" -Soldier
Tak: the Hideous New Girl"Giant weenie stand...that's worth a look!" -Dib
Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff"Weenies! Weenies! Dancin' weenies!" -Gir
Gaz, Taster of Pork"Co-sponsored by the Deelishus Weenie corporation!" -Membrane
weinersTak: the Hideous New Girl"I brought Valentine's weiners for everyone!" -Tak